- Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
- Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
romantic playlist for that special someone
- Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
- Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
- Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
- a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe
- Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
